THE MARRIAGE ENDED.
THE ARGUMENT ABOUT LIONEL RICHIE DID NOT.

80s MUSIC EXPOSED IS COMING BACK.
1984 HAS SOME EXPLAINING TO DO.

THE INVESTIGATION

WE LOVE THIS MUSIC.
THAT DOESN’T MEAN IT GETS AWAY WITH EVERYTHING.

Chris and Henry drag five albums from every month of the 1980s back into the light. Blockbusters, cult classics, sacred cows, and dollar-bin disasters—what still hits, what aged like milk, and what the hell were they thinking?

Serious listening. Petty grievances. The occasional revised emergency contact.